The Russian Blog Police

I am almost done with this show, so the Daily Zak will soon become daily again. In the meantime, I leave you with this lovely little gem that was emailed to me by one Mr. Dyban. He is a former co-worker who lives to leave little bons mots in the comment section. He recently complained of my heavy use of the Yahoo "most viewed" photos in my entries (the hugging lions, monkey jet-skier). Tired of his constant whining, I removed his comments knowing that he would get all riled up. True to form, he fired off this little lovely via email:

ZACAHRY,

you are a big pussy for taking down my comments AGAIN. This time, there was NOTHING bad written - so you are a pussy for nothing. Just because I called you on where the photos cazme from? LAME

and hjere i ma, trying to give you some info

zachary=LAMEOARY

I guess I should not expect perfect spelling from someone who is not from this country. All the same, we do have a lovely invention called spellcheck. It would have caught the following mistakes:

cazme = came
hjere = here
ma = am

It might not have caught the correct spelling of my name though, which by the way is Zachary not Zacahry. It is a rare occasion that I actually delete a comment. In fact, I think I have only deleted comments from Mr. Dyban. Just so everyone who reads this is clear- if you want to write something negative or obnoxious, just sign your name. I'll leave it up. Otherwise it comes down. And that's okay- because it's MY BLOG.

I don't have a picture of Mr. Dyban, so this is as close as I can get: