Don't Be A Reese-Hater

According to a recent story:

Reese Witherspoon surfs the Net to find out what people are saying about her. “I’ll go on the Internet late at night and find out what people really think about me,” Witherspoon said, reports the Britain’s Daily Express. “It hurts my feelings sometimes though, because I get comments like, ‘She looks weird,’ ‘I hate her movies,’ and ‘She stinks.’”

I like how Reese waits until the sun goes down before venturing onto the internet. Apparently Reese-haters wait until dark to go online. I'm also curious about where exactly she's going to get the 'she stinks' comments- a 6th grader's website? No one uses phrases like that. My unsolicited advice to Ms. Witherspoon is that she either avoids talking about researching herself online or else is more truthful with what she finds. I wouldn't have given this story a second thought if she hadn't made such ridiculous comments. And she probably will be reading this by the way- I'm writing it at night...